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   messageicon When a double agent goes rogue. At long last looks like Trump has turned on his Russian handlers.
←Rate | 04-12-2018 14:37 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If there's one person on the planet capable of rejecting President Trump's requests (without enduring the wrath of his Twitter fury), it's Melania Trump.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 13:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm building a wall around New Mexico too! I don't need any New Mexicans when I'm still trying to get rid of the old ones" - Donald Trump
←Rate | 04-06-2018 23:18 Comments (2)  


   messageicon This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!
←Rate | 03-28-2018 23:52 by PettyTHilton Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 09:41 Comments (14)  


   messageicon With all the misspelled words trump has tweeted. I hope he never tweets "Preparing to launch." In stead of "lunch"
←Rate | 03-22-2018 20:19 by Jake Comments (3)  


   messageicon Trump: I was surprised to see they have a picture of me at the art gallery. Pence: Sir, that was a mirrow.
←Rate | 03-19-2018 16:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?
←Rate | 03-16-2018 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form
←Rate | 03-16-2018 06:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.
←Rate | 03-16-2018 00:25 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 16:25 Comments (6)  


   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf
←Rate | 03-11-2018 00:22 Comments (10)  


   messageicon Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.
←Rate | 02-25-2018 14:21 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians
←Rate | 02-20-2018 08:37 Comments (6)  


   messageicon I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 22:14 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!
←Rate | 02-16-2018 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.
←Rate | 02-15-2018 14:34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.
←Rate | 02-14-2018 14:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.
←Rate | 02-02-2018 18:19 Comments (6)  




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