love Funny Status Messages

   When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

   Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That’s not why they exist.

   Until my orange messiah says he doesn't like Putin anymore, me and my people will continue to love him and his actions.

   If two people love each other nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.

   God does love gays, but only if they are tops.

   If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it...

   Figured out why woman love serial killer documentaries so much. They’re about men who are dedicated, they have a plan, and are full of surprises.

   I always wondered what it was that he wouldn't do for love, and now we know: he wouldn't get vaccinated.

   Amy Schneider looks like the love child of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.

   I can hear those folks stuck on that snowed-in, 55 mile stretch of I-95 in northern Virginia: "But we love the seasons!"

   "Love is finishing each other's sentences” - Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell :)

   Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.

   I don't know why people see a stutter as being a negative thing. I love people with stutters. It's like they're giving you a drum roll before they start talking.

   i love how everyone is like "I'ma take this to the next level" meh most of you could get past level 1-2 in Super Mario Bros.

   Eat a handful of coffee grounds before seeing the dental hygienist. They love a challenge.

   I love these commercials showing caring farmers who are concerned over the way they humanely raise chickens. Only to kill them in the end.

   Saying "I fell in love with a dictator" is something I will never say in my life.

   I love Halloween, it is the one day of the year people don't question my sanity.

   There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed

   Driving 32 miles to buy the same apples I could get 50% cheaper at the local grocery store 1 mile from my place is the reason why I absolutely love Autumn.