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   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon converted my dishwasher into a snowblower: bought the wife a new snow shovel for her birthday!
←Rate | 11-04-2010 18:19 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering where the white goes when the snow melts.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 01:02 by rick stoesz Comments (0)  


   messageicon winter is nearly here and our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. please go to your local pet shop and buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winters morning then a pair of tits around your nut sack.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:31 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week.
←Rate | 11-27-2010 14:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charging through the snow on a V8 wonder sled, crashing into trees cos I'm off my head! Been smokin santas pipe, a dozen beers or more,lm headin 2 to the red light zone to get myself a whore! Oh. . . . Jingle bells, jingle bells santas smokin weed,
←Rate | 11-29-2010 16:20 by energy positive Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 22:42 by will i am Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:35 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!
←Rate | 12-04-2010 02:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn Facebook into all nipples by Dec 21st.
←Rate | 12-05-2010 17:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (3)  


   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
←Rate | 12-06-2010 17:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Kardashian girls wanted to get into the Holiday spirit so they went sledding the other day. Unfortunately, no one wanted to get on Kim's sled so she went down the hill solo which means she was a Kardashian through the snow, on one whore's open sleigh
←Rate | 12-06-2010 20:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".
←Rate | 12-09-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blow my snow man
←Rate | 12-10-2010 00:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:12 by Stragen Comments (0)  



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