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   messageicon I have so little game I'm not even allowed to play miniature golf.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet you the President gets his mail today.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:09 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just googled 2013 and it said the new Batman movie comes out SO TAKE THAT MAYANS.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 19:30 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray, a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
←Rate | 02-21-2011 23:10 by Abbybaby34 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 23:13 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 15:50 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup...
←Rate | 02-22-2011 15:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Let's save this so we can throw it away in few days" - Tupperware
←Rate | 02-22-2011 17:44 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we dont like & keep the special ones forever.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 19:51 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know those intense unexplained pains you get sometimes? You deserve those.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 19:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw two people together at a restaurant and neither of them were texting anyone. Weird.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:40 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put my facebook in her twitter then she was youtubing my google and I was going yahoo.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:43 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a relationship for sex it's like buying an airplane for the peanuts.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 09:45 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 10:18 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could slow down real life , like the fights scenes on a fighting movie . I would punch people more often .
←Rate | 02-24-2011 13:19 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's amazing? "how I met your mother"
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:24 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:33 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Someone needs to uninvent the internet so we can all start getting some stuff done.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:33 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just went to the kitchen for water and came back up without it. Now I have to go back to the kitchen.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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