love Funny Status Messages

   If love is a game..where can I buy the multiplayer-version?

   Correction: If your boyfriend answers your text while playing mw2, he doesn't love you. He just died.

   if love is blind,how does it happen at 1st sight???

   Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

   Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

   Make love, not war.-Hell, do both GET MARRIED!

   when love is in the air I put on my gas mask.

   I love Facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.

   Love me or hate me its still an obsession...

   "The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."

   ...I love a girl who loves another girl who loves me...this is a strange triangle, but it could be interesting...

   Love may not make the world spin around but it certainly makes alot of people dizzy.

   "We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."

   R.I.P PHIL HARRIS FROM DEADLIEST CATCH. WE LOVE WATCHING YOU

   All you need is love. And Valentines Day is the perfect time to buy lots of things to prove it.

   Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you

   I love U, I love U, I love U. Don't get me wrong, I love other letters also.

   My ex-wife seems to think she is a female version of Nostradamus. Before the divorce she predicted that I was going to pay for it, that I would never find love again, and that my world as I know it was going to end... a year and half later I'm a belliever

   How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down

   Love has its own time, its own season, its own reasons for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coax it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you...