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   messageicon Please give your Mother's an Extra Big Hug tomorrow for those who can no longer hug theirs here on earth... Cherish the Moment.
←Rate | 05-08-2010 19:26 by justme Comments (0)  

   messageicon wants to wish everyone a happy Mother's Eve, not to be confused with Summer's Eve... a feminine hygiene product.
←Rate | 05-08-2010 22:25 by Mike M Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's only one perfect child in the world; and every mother has it! Happy Mother's Day
←Rate | 05-09-2010 04:41 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Anybody can be a mother...and too many have no kids...and aren't I wish you a Happy Mommy's Day!
←Rate | 05-09-2010 08:28 by @bitemeNsuckit Comments (0)  

   messageicon A mother my have a thousand daughters but a daughter has only one mother
←Rate | 05-09-2010 12:28 by @plasticmortal Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hold your mother today, she was the first to hold you, she held you for 9 months.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 12:33 by @plasticmortal Comments (0)  

   messageicon The tag "in bed" that makes fortune cookies so funny, makes Mother's Day cards creepy. Just sayin' (uncle Bill!).
←Rate | 05-09-2010 18:00 by @TimSWeber Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing is sweeter than finding out that the cute boy who dumped you in the 12th grade lives in his mother's basement.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 21:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you first start dating a girl, they say to look at their Mother to see how they'll look as they age. However.....I feel very judgmental when their Mother is practically the same age as I am:)
←Rate | 05-12-2010 21:36 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
←Rate | 05-31-2010 04:57 by @rush1oc Comments (0)  

   messageicon filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 13:31 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my mother always taught me to lick it before I stick it
←Rate | 06-09-2010 05:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear mother nature, now I know that last year when you made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights we had some words. This year if you ruin my summer again I might have to go against all of what I believe and choke a b***h!
←Rate | 06-13-2010 13:55 by Ronnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. after much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her !
←Rate | 06-14-2010 17:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon watching the neighborhood kids play hide and seek. Now I know whose mom is on drugs. I'm guessing its the mother of the kid yelling "Olly Olly Oxycontin!"
←Rate | 06-16-2010 14:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 13:15 by H.RAYAT Comments (0)  

   messageicon a single father of about 4 million kids swimming around fighting to make it to their mother's egg
←Rate | 06-20-2010 23:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”
←Rate | 07-02-2010 13:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 15:55 by PeeWee Comments (0)  

   messageicon made two batches of brownies at a friend's house, one plain and one special. accidentally brought the wrong batch home to my very mormon mother. she's laughing her ass off at george carlin right now
←Rate | 07-22-2010 22:26 Comments (0)  

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