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   messageicon playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 06:10 by trickz100 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 16:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !
←Rate | 09-24-2010 17:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!
←Rate | 09-25-2010 14:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Good morning Tuesday...tell your pal Friday he needs to come around here tomorrow.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 03:13 by Tex Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:30 Comments (4)  

   messageicon To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 11:10 by Logan.T Comments (0)  

   messageicon The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!
←Rate | 10-02-2010 14:22 by Jeff Comments (2)  

   messageicon Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be's only the middle of the week!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.
←Rate | 10-22-2010 08:14 by Damon Comments (0)  

   messageicon M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday!! just say'in :))
←Rate | 11-09-2010 07:13 by kristir Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 07:54 by lilninja Comments (0)  

   messageicon jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:52 by Aa Comments (0)  

   messageicon the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!
←Rate | 11-19-2010 13:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 15:37 by BONNIE Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers. I'm ready for bootycall Friday night to begin!
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:37 by sms Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:02 by jpgrw Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!
←Rate | 11-24-2010 19:10 Comments (3)  

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