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   messageicon BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Nosey Friend, I know you're reading my inbox while You're "playing" with my phone.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 12:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 14:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:31 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon like If you ever Scream at Dora because whatever she's looking for, is right behind her...!!!!
←Rate | 03-07-2011 00:46 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bruno mars is catching grenades and Taio Cruz is using dynamite, well it's obvious they've been playing COD..#blackops
←Rate | 03-05-2011 16:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my headphones just like having wild sex in my pocket, that would explain all the knots... -__-
←Rate | 03-01-2011 12:15 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon #DontTextandDrive cause your "LOL" can turn into an "R.I.P"
←Rate | 02-05-2011 08:43 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice Liars have 2 or 3 stories like a big house!!!!
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:32 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:57 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls need to control their WHOREmones.....!!!!!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 23:06 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just bought a Dalmatian puppy. And I've found out if you join all the dots together with a marker pen... ...it doesn't wash off.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:38 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you dont think ..3x-7y+(1/2)b.. really gonna help you in life?
←Rate | 03-05-2011 16:06 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i already owns a 3D television. I call it "my window."
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:11 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you call hoarding, I call forgetting to take out the garbage for 278 consecutive weeks.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 12:27 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!
←Rate | 02-13-2011 04:03 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think that my parents had me just so I could clean the house for them.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 12:07 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 23:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 16:42 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't slap you...I just high-fived your face :)
←Rate | 03-12-2011 12:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  



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