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As Anti-Wall Street protests spread outside the New York Stock Exchange over the corporate greed in America, pitchforks were up by 8 3/4 and torches by 7 1/2 points
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10-08-2011 08:14 by srpdrzman
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So windy in New York, the Statue of Liberty has been caught doing Marilyn Monroe impressions.
n't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil..
I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!
"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers." - new york's most hated cab driver
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11-12-2013 00:02 by hiyourjon
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Should've Driven to New York in my Toyota to see Puxotony Phil
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02-02-2010 23:57
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I don't know much about American sports. But from what I gather the New York Hurricanes are doing well.
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10-30-2012 08:56
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Republican Marriages: To avoid temptation, Mike Pence won't dine alone with women. To avoid temptation, Melania Trump lives in New York.
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03-31-2017 05:16
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Finally able to check off Bucket list #19 - Surf through New York City
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10-31-2012 09:56 by Kado
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Boston fans always bring up the total team salary of New York when the Yankees lose, yet they never mention Red Sox have MLB's 2nd highest payroll and still failed to qualify for playoffs. Translation = Yankees spend wisely, Red Sox do not. Case rested.
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10-23-2010 02:55
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If Trump's nose grew every time he told a lie, Melania could wipe his nose for him in New York when he is sniffling in Washington.
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03-27-2017 15:19
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Most places claiming to have Real New York Pizza usually don't. It's more like: "Real Upstate New York Pizza."
New York on terror alert as Al Qaeda threaten to crash submarines into the Empire State Building.
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10-29-2012 22:05
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did you know that Women in New York may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
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05-24-2010 12:15
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Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.
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10-11-2010 11:14 by Bill
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Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN... I'm hungry
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06-06-2011 10:51
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I can't decide if this thick orange sky color over New York is beautiful or too close to a chemical attack of some sort.
There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!
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05-21-2013 10:42 by Mickey
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Did you hear? Hurricane Irene is going to slam into New York City like Lindsay Lohan slamming into the sidewalk in front of a nightclub.
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08-26-2011 17:03
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people who think their state is the only one with crazy weather also think New York is nothing but concrete and buildings...
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02-21-2013 22:09
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