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   messageicon "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers." - new york's most hated cab driver
←Rate | 11-12-2013 00:02 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know much about American sports. But from what I gather the New York Hurricanes are doing well.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 08:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finally able to check off Bucket list #19 - Surf through New York City
←Rate | 10-31-2012 09:56 by Kado Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump's nose grew every time he told a lie, Melania could wipe his nose for him in New York when he is sniffling in Washington.
←Rate | 03-27-2017 15:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Boston fans always bring up the total team salary of New York when the Yankees lose, yet they never mention Red Sox have MLB's 2nd highest payroll and still failed to qualify for playoffs. Translation = Yankees spend wisely, Red Sox do not. Case rested.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 02:55 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Most places claiming to have Real New York Pizza usually don't. It's more like: "Real Upstate New York Pizza."
←Rate | 12-23-2013 09:35 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  

   messageicon Republican Marriages: To avoid temptation, Mike Pence won't dine alone with women. To avoid temptation, Melania Trump lives in New York.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon New York on terror alert as Al Qaeda threaten to crash submarines into the Empire State Building.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 22:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon did you know that Women in New York may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
←Rate | 05-24-2010 12:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 11:14 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN... I'm hungry
←Rate | 06-06-2011 10:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you hear? Hurricane Irene is going to slam into New York City like Lindsay Lohan slamming into the sidewalk in front of a nightclub.
←Rate | 08-26-2011 17:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't decide if this thick orange sky color over New York is beautiful or too close to a chemical attack of some sort.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 19:42 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon people who think their state is the only one with crazy weather also think New York is nothing but concrete and buildings...
←Rate | 02-21-2013 22:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can take the New Yorker out of New York, but you can't take the New York out of the New Yorker.
←Rate | 03-14-2018 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!
←Rate | 05-21-2013 10:42 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon The heat wave continues! It's so hot in New York City that the Statue of Liberty was asked to blow out her torch.--Joan Rivers
←Rate | 08-03-2011 21:25 by Linda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just read that Bill Belichick talked to the Red Sox today. Topic must have been: How to lose to New York.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 15:33 by Shelbie Comments (1)  

   messageicon A New York animal shelter is seeking donations of Viagra to treat a pit bull. I'm thinking that this is going to be one of the most frightning animals on the planet.
←Rate | 05-16-2010 21:54 by Tracey Stevens Comments (1)  


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