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X is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-12-2008 19:27 by Sherif Ramadan Comments (1)

X is legally dead for tax purposes

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-14-2008 03:46 Comments (0)

X is throwing a clock out the window seeing if time really will fly...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-15-2008 20:31 by I.k. Comments (0)

X is just not that into you.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-16-2008 02:58 Comments (0)

X is fed up of talking about himself in the 3rd person. Stupid (name)!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-17-2008 08:46 Comments (0)

X is beta testing your mom.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-19-2008 08:53 by Tantru42069 Comments (0)

X is "the kid next door's, imaginary friend"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-19-2008 09:55 Comments (1)

X is divulging his mind in the complexities of t... ooo look a kitty

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-19-2008 19:52 by #NAME? Comments (0)

X is having trouble watering the plastic plants

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-19-2008 23:24 Comments (0)

X is playing strip monopoly with a Russian sailor and a midget called Greg

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2008 01:40 by Timblewee Comments (0)

X is a Figment of your imagination

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2008 02:57 Comments (0)

X is "Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2008 02:58 by X Comments (0)

X is "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2008 17:15 Comments (0)

X is wondering how she can go forward when she doesn't know which way she's facing

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-22-2008 12:13 by Alishia Comments (0)

X is catching pokemon

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-28-2008 17:13 by Ken Miller Comments (0)

X is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-31-2008 09:56 Comments (1)

X is leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-31-2008 22:12 Comments (0)

X may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-01-2008 13:07 Comments (0)

X is on your mind at this very moment

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-07-2008 02:50 by Joeknockz Comments (0)

X is having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-07-2008 07:21 Comments (0)

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