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I've heard a lot about Karen lately but what about Felicia. Did she finally leave?
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07-30-2020 11:10
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The cardboard crowds are getting a little Rowdy at the game.
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08-03-2020 08:07
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My five year plan is to make it through this year.
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08-06-2020 21:16
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My husband wants to make cauliflower crust pizza so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new husband.
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09-16-2020 08:14
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Mean Girls 2020: “Gross, isn’t that the mask you wore yesterday?”
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09-25-2020 09:06
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At this point in my marriage, showering together is just a convenient way to check for ticks.
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09-28-2020 09:40
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I love Bruce Lee because he studied art and poetry and decided the most beautiful form of self expression is punching someone in the face
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10-12-2020 08:15
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Old enough to remember when infectious laughter had a positive connotation
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10-12-2020 08:55
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You want a traditional thanksgiving? The CDC recommends you eat outside like a pilgrim this year
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11-25-2020 07:52
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Married with Children was much funnier on TV.
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03-11-2021 14:23
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week
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04-05-2021 11:35
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Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
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12-14-2018 20:52 by
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The best Safeword you can use is "Meatloaf." It means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."
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09-04-2019 07:41
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Ever notice how that toothpaste falls so easily off your brush, but you can't wash it down the drain if you wanted to...
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01-03-2020 20:45
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We Just bought 12 pounds of cheese. Won’t need toilet paper now.
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03-28-2020 12:37
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I've been eating so much during the lockdown. I'm starting to get a tan from the fridge light.
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04-10-2020 14:38 by
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Maybe fewer big booty ho's at next years Grammy's??
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03-15-2021 23:01
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For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar
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11-22-2017 02:45 by
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If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
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03-27-2018 20:28
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*Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
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05-24-2018 02:09
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