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X is
part of a complete breakfast
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Submitted: 01-07-2008 17:20 by Special J
X is
the mime on whom a tree falls when no one is around
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Submitted: 01-10-2008 02:08
X is
being recalled by Fisher Price because he may contain traces of led paint.
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Submitted: 01-11-2008 17:01
X is
remembering the titans
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Submitted: 01-11-2008 22:36
X is
typing this for the hell of it.
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Submitted: 01-12-2008 20:44 by Mich
X is
looking to the 8 ball for all the answers
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Submitted: 01-12-2008 20:46
X is
not doing what Simon says
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Submitted: 01-12-2008 20:48
X is
thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about
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Submitted: 01-13-2008 07:12 by Stramoshu
X is
in your worst nightmares
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Submitted: 01-13-2008 18:36
X is
not yet rated.
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Submitted: 01-13-2008 18:48
X is
throwing peanuts at old ladies
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Submitted: 01-14-2008 23:11 by Davi
X is
the best of times and the worst of times.
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Submitted: 01-18-2008 16:42
X is
magically delicious.
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Submitted: 01-16-2008 13:37 by Tammy
X is
wondering why you're reading this.
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Submitted: 01-16-2008 23:36 by Sweetchildofacdc
X is
"Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"
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Submitted: 12-26-2007 01:09
X has
been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.
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Submitted: 12-26-2007 11:58
X is
as seen on TV
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Submitted: 12-27-2007 07:30
X is
filmed in front of a live studio audience
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Submitted: 12-27-2007 07:30
X is
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
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Submitted: 01-22-2008 13:44
X is
back..by popular demand!
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:14
