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   messageicon My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship. Bull$hit. It’s our sixth season together.
←Rate | 04-11-2014 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day we also drank underage, we just weren't stupid enough to take photos of our illegal actions and then display them for all to see..
←Rate | 10-15-2013 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear those people who use their cellphones as a personal stereo in public, stop it. Sincerely, Everybody
←Rate | 05-03-2013 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f$$ing hit it.
←Rate | 09-03-2013 22:27 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If karma doesn't hit you, I swear I will first..
←Rate | 01-09-2012 20:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIFE TIP: Next time you do something illegal, look serious and carry a clipboard.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men and women have different ways of cleaning a toilet. Women use bleach and rinse twice.We man just pee on the poop stains as hard as we can..
←Rate | 07-16-2013 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons..
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material..
←Rate | 10-13-2012 23:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crazy alert: I just read that some girls are buying positive pregnancy tests on Craiglist to pressure their boyfriends into popping the question. If your girlfriend does this, leave her immediately!
←Rate | 09-02-2013 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?” Nooooo not at all, we all dump in the yard.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 15:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 15:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a chick gets a tattoo of a horse on her boob, by the time she's 70, it'll be a giraffe!
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish you could pick a brand of car, and every few years you'd get an upgrade. Like with phones.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 11:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who the hell still calls in to request a song on the radio?
←Rate | 09-12-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women- God’s version of Rubik cube.
←Rate | 12-24-2014 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Facebook keeps trying REALLY hard to connect me with people I'm desperately trying to avoid.
←Rate | 05-27-2010 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three words that can really really  crush a mans pride. "Is it in"?
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (1)  




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