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X says I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f$$ing hit it.
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←Rate | 09-03-2013 22:27 by BEGO

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Tuesday September 3, 2013 @ 11:50 PM

Funny how you give yourself 50 li-kes Be go.....I mean ad ministrator

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