trump Funny Status Messages

   When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.

   Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.

   If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!

   Pro-Trump Girl’s Hair Set On Fire By Anti-Trump Protester At Women’s March. Lib posterchild.

   How does a Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Hot.

   I feel like everytime a Trump employee quits or gets fired, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony and greed.

   Trump: Making America "straight" again ?

   If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?

   I wonder if John McCain is still a war hero in the eyes of Trump?

   I'll admit, if Trump eliminates the MS-13 gang, he will have gained my respect. Trump better not deliver a false promise!

   That was quick. Mooch is down, and I only need one Jeff Sessions for Trump Bingo ! .

   When Trump said he'd "Give every American a Job" I didn't realise there's was just one job & they'd all get a turn. #mooch

   If Trump cannot deliver the goods for the Kremlin, Putin will have him replaced by someone who can.

   For a person who loves having a lot of gold things. That trump would have a golden retriever.

   This planet is serious messed up. 407,000 Americans died fighting fascism in world war 2. Now Trump is disrespecting those heroes by letting Nazis match across America.

   You might be a trump supporter if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife.

   hey when does special Ed classe begin this fall for you anti-trump bashers?

   Everybody who hates Donald Trump is going to Hell. -Pope Francis

   Trump doesn't have time to denounce the #$%$ but does so instantly against a CEO that withdrawals from one of his committees. If you didn't know Trump was a white supremacist before, you do now.

   Good job Trump for finally denouncing the white nationalists. Now that wasn't hard, was it?