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   messageicon Trump said he would get rid of NAFTA in his 100 days in office. Now he says he's not going to scrap it afterall. Does this guy actually knows what he's doing???
←Rate | 04-26-2017 23:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn! Trump really hates the LGBT community. I don't remember any president openly come out as a bigot and proud of it.
←Rate | 04-29-2017 17:33 Comments (3)  


   messageicon William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days than Trump, and he was dead for 69 of them.
←Rate | 05-01-2017 03:07 Comments (4)  


   messageicon You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.
←Rate | 05-02-2017 00:07 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.
←Rate | 05-11-2017 05:16 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....
←Rate | 05-14-2017 08:18 Comments (14)  


   messageicon Breaking New's: Trump Admistration set to announce Bernie Madoff as IRS Commissioner....
←Rate | 05-16-2017 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's budget: 2 + 2 = 7
←Rate | 05-23-2017 16:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement and the English language.
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:53 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?
←Rate | 06-01-2017 11:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.
←Rate | 06-01-2017 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 17:49 Comments (6)  


   messageicon If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!
←Rate | 06-10-2017 11:54 by Anon Comments (3)  


   messageicon Pro-Trump Girl’s Hair Set On Fire By Anti-Trump Protester At Women’s March. Lib posterchild.
←Rate | 06-10-2017 21:19 by Hillbilly Comments (3)  


   messageicon How does a Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Hot.
←Rate | 07-11-2017 20:55 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I feel like everytime a Trump employee quits or gets fired, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony and greed.
←Rate | 07-22-2017 11:37 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump: Making America "straight" again ?
←Rate | 07-26-2017 14:31 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 06:46 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I wonder if John McCain is still a war hero in the eyes of Trump?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 13:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll admit, if Trump eliminates the MS-13 gang, he will have gained my respect. Trump better not deliver a false promise!
←Rate | 07-28-2017 15:18 Comments (1)  


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