love Funny Status Messages

   Love starts with "You are different" and ends with, "You are all the same".

   The love of Money is the root of all evil.. For more information,,,, send $20 to me.

   It cost me $0 to cut you off and believe me, I love free stuff...

   Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like I love you so much I'm gonna get the Government involved so you can't leave....

   I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn't like to be trapped by boobies????

   Girls fall in love with what they hear, Boys fall in love with what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

   Tell her you love her hair, her eyes, the way she wrinkles her nose...and get laid this weekend.

   Guys don't post stuff like ☆ BEAUTIFUL☆ FATHER☆ AWARD ☆ on eachouther's walls with the whole ˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙ crap after it.  We show each other love by posting, "Dude, you're an A$$!"  

   I love it how doctors show you pictures of smoker's ugly lungs and non smokers healthy lungs when technically both sets of lungs came from DEAD PEOPLE.

   There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now.

   ...Justin Bieber is new spokesperson for Proactiv. No wonder he has his hair combed forward. His forehead must look like Courtney Love's ass.

   Jeremy Meeks the hot convict set to get a $100,000 per month modelling contract. While with my college degree, I'm expected to earn in a year at the PEAK of my future career. I love how our society glorifies violent criminals when honest, hard-working peo

   You think you love your family but suddenly there's three of you and one remaining slice of pizza.

   Prince and Sheena Easton never did tell us who won the World Series of love.

   If you love someone let them go, if they come back..... YOU leave, so that the "bleep" knows what it feels like. :)

   I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom.

   My wife: you wanna watch Glee? Me: you know, I'd love to but I was gonna drink battery acid and teabag a poison ivy bush..

   Gotta love Facebook. I can update my status, post pictures and even chat with numerous people.....and nobody knows I'm not wearing any pants.

   Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.

   My friend said that he and his wife wanted to swing by this weekend. I said we'd love that. I hope he didn't mean they wanted to swing bi.