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   messageicon John Miller is Donald Trump's fake spokesman, of was it Donald Trump who was John Miller's spokesman?? All we know is both of them sure sounded like Donald Trump.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump had a fake spokesman 25 years ago, perhaps he'll have a fake cabinet after being elected President.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking: Trump announces his VP pick will be former publicist John Miller.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 06:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can tell kids you're friends with Donald Trump, they don't know.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 04:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump becomes President ..... There will be Hell Toupee
←Rate | 05-10-2016 23:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon A poll finds Donald J. Trump is less likable as the often criticized Canadian rock band Nickelback and even less favourable than a root canal.
←Rate | 05-10-2016 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump is the match and the GOP is the oil, let's burn this party down!!!
←Rate | 05-10-2016 16:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Stephen King has been murder slaying Trump on Twitter since the "rabid coyote" descended the Trump Tower escalator in June.
←Rate | 05-10-2016 13:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.
←Rate | 05-10-2016 07:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever
←Rate | 05-08-2016 12:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bernie vs Trump way better than Hillary vs Trump. Help people see that without insulting them tho lol
←Rate | 05-06-2016 01:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy May the 5th is what we will be saying once Trump is elected
←Rate | 05-05-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you take Trump seriously, I assumed you weren't hugged enough as a child. Probably not getting enough sex as an adult either.
←Rate | 05-01-2016 15:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *This summer at the GOP convention,, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.
←Rate | 04-26-2016 18:28 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-17-2016 21:15 Comments (5)  

   messageicon I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.
←Rate | 04-14-2016 10:34 by lkl627 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.
←Rate | 04-13-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Perfect High School Prom Theme For 2016: An Enchanted Night at a Trump Rally.
←Rate | 04-10-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My goal in 2016 is to show my fellow Trump supporters who aren't single how awesome being single is.
←Rate | 04-10-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

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