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   messageicon Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 01:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 00:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....
←Rate | 08-10-2016 20:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....
←Rate | 08-10-2016 18:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
←Rate | 08-10-2016 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
←Rate | 08-10-2016 10:47 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is qualified because he runs successful businesses? Kim Kardashian is a reality star that runs successful businesses also.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 22:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon everytime a news organisation asks either Trump himself or one of his children on any network, they always start with...Well Hillary did this...! GIVE US YOUR POLICIES MR TRUMP instead of shifting the blame.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 11:35 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Donald Trump's Economic Team: 1) His accountant. 2) Random billionaire. 3) Omarosa. 4) Wesley Snipes. 5) Bernie Madoff.
←Rate | 08-09-2016 01:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Trump Implodes: Twitter will become so boring, all we'll have is Kardashian/Swift feuds.
←Rate | 08-06-2016 14:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump denies breaking immigration laws, claims she was born in Chicago and graduated from Princeton.
←Rate | 08-05-2016 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.
←Rate | 08-05-2016 15:10 by @FunBobby1191 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?
←Rate | 08-04-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.
←Rate | 08-03-2016 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....
←Rate | 08-03-2016 22:21 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America
←Rate | 08-03-2016 10:55 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...
←Rate | 08-02-2016 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia's intelligence agency the FSB, successor to the KGB, has posted a notice on its website claiming that it now has the ability to collect crypto keys for Internet services that use encryption. Thanks Donald Trump!!
←Rate | 08-02-2016 06:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.
←Rate | 08-01-2016 13:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world
←Rate | 08-01-2016 11:20 by snotty Comments (0)  




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