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   messageicon I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits, that's why I am voting for Trump.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 23:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always look both ways before crossing a Trump supporter.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 06:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 03:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Trump supporters, I don't know what century you guys live in, but all my clocks change themselves.
←Rate | 05-28-2016 01:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.
←Rate | 05-27-2016 01:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I was British so I could say cool stuff like "brilliant" and "crikey" and "I don't have worry about Trump leading my country"
←Rate | 05-19-2016 13:57 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Donald Trump willing to appear on national TV with that hair must possess extraordinary courage.
←Rate | 05-15-2016 05:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am sure hope this John Miller guy whoever he is, former spokesman to Donald Trump, becomes the Vice President nominee on the Republican ticket this year.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump constantly flip flops on his positions, no one wants to see him wearing flip flops.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon John Miller is Donald Trump's fake spokesman, of was it Donald Trump who was John Miller's spokesman?? All we know is both of them sure sounded like Donald Trump.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump had a fake spokesman 25 years ago, perhaps he'll have a fake cabinet after being elected President.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking: Trump announces his VP pick will be former publicist John Miller.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 06:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can tell kids you're friends with Donald Trump, they don't know.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 04:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump becomes President ..... There will be Hell Toupee
←Rate | 05-10-2016 23:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon A poll finds Donald J. Trump is less likable as the often criticized Canadian rock band Nickelback and even less favourable than a root canal.
←Rate | 05-10-2016 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump is the match and the GOP is the oil, let's burn this party down!!!
←Rate | 05-10-2016 16:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Stephen King has been murder slaying Trump on Twitter since the "rabid coyote" descended the Trump Tower escalator in June.
←Rate | 05-10-2016 13:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.
←Rate | 05-10-2016 07:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 14:22 Comments (0)  

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