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   messageicon I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:28 by Will Comments (1)  

   messageicon What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:46 by MWC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 20:40 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 16:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...
←Rate | 12-11-2009 08:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 11:16 by tomcall Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.
←Rate | 01-27-2015 07:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 10:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since Rio de Janeiro is south of the equator, aren't we technically watching the Winter Olympics?
←Rate | 08-06-2016 13:39 by spk Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:31 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 16:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dear Mother Nature: If you stop the cold and the snow and the wind I promise to stop calling you a whore."
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:04 by MG Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:23 by @Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....
←Rate | 12-12-2016 08:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

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