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   messageicon The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.
←Rate | 01-30-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.
←Rate | 01-17-2016 09:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was beginning to wonder if the winter's directly before a presidential election year were all warmer than usual due these lie spuing politicians and the amount of hot air hey were expelling.
←Rate | 01-11-2016 16:40 by John Y Comments (3)  


   messageicon The deep freeze of winter has finally arrived. It's that time of year when most women and Bruce Jenner say thank God for padded bras.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 10:08 by @AQuintinSmith Comments (0)  


   messageicon UGGS, The winter equivalent of Crocks. You approach me with Uggs, I'll assume you're a mental patient.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter is coming. Women about to steal your heart and your hoodie.
←Rate | 10-08-2015 12:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose
←Rate | 03-31-2015 19:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News :: the groundhog says 1 more week of WINTER
←Rate | 03-18-2015 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As soon as I get finished with this dozen donuts and gallon of chocolate milk, I am going to focus on losing the 20lbs I added this winter
←Rate | 03-08-2015 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon should we say 15 more days of WINTER or 15 more days until SPRING ?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 15:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chill with the snow pics folks. It's fcuking winter. It's supposed to be cold.
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Haha Good one snow.... Good one" *pulls snow aside and whispers* "Seriously dude, knock it off, you're ruining my life"
←Rate | 03-05-2015 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter: SMA!!
←Rate | 03-03-2015 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.
←Rate | 02-26-2015 15:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There has been so much snow in Mass. that Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be an Eskimo
←Rate | 02-24-2015 00:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was feeling mischievous and saw snow on my boss's windshield. So I started to draw a p*nis on it until I saw she was sitting behind the steering wheel
←Rate | 02-20-2015 23:15 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  



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