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   messageicon I think I'll build me a snowman and dress him up as a security guard, leave him out front to guard that snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 15:10 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Rio de Janeiro is south of the equator, aren't we technically watching the Winter Olympics?
←Rate | 08-06-2016 13:39 by spk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 16:58 by NW Comments (0)  


   messageicon What winter jacket brand is best if I'll be spending the months of July and August in the Corporate Office Building?
←Rate | 07-05-2016 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your body expands in the Summer which is why it's important to use weight in the Winter.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 01:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cryogenics is nothing new. My landlord has been freezing our bodies every winter for years.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 05:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I worry about ridiculous things. You know, how does a guy who drives a snow plough get to work in the morning? That can keep me awake for days.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 06:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry your winter coat is getting more action than you are this spring.
←Rate | 04-08-2016 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all the eating I have done this winter, I am happy to report my flip-flops still fit.
←Rate | 04-06-2016 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gained so much Winter weight, I had to go buy a pregnancy test just to be sure
←Rate | 03-21-2016 11:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found buried under snow in the mountains containing the last moments of people's lives...
←Rate | 03-17-2016 12:42 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.
←Rate | 01-30-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I froze my balls off this morning. It is so cold I am not even going to go find them. They can stay there until the snow melts.
←Rate | 01-17-2016 09:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was beginning to wonder if the winter's directly before a presidential election year were all warmer than usual due these lie spuing politicians and the amount of hot air hey were expelling.
←Rate | 01-11-2016 16:40 by John Y Comments (3)  


   messageicon The deep freeze of winter has finally arrived. It's that time of year when most women and Bruce Jenner say thank God for padded bras.
←Rate | 11-19-2015 10:08 by @AQuintinSmith Comments (0)  




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