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   messageicon Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 01:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I try to make things last by saving them for a while, which bring me to this moment. It will be bittersweet, I can tell you that. I'm going to enjoy this, but it will also make me sad. I'm about to have my last Easter Egg.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 06:00 by Massolare Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter candy on sale. Welcome back 10 pounds.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square...
←Rate | 04-20-2014 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 15:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates
←Rate | 04-20-2014 13:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... Happy Easter!!! ... BTW it's also 4-20 ... so it's also Easter Bowl Sunday!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Looked all over and found no eggs,they were stacked neatly in a carton ,uncolored in the fridge...well played Easter bunny ..well played!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is EASTER GRASS bake day!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 08:40 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter
←Rate | 04-20-2014 06:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.
←Rate | 04-19-2014 13:42 by Johnny\'s Comments (2)  


   messageicon I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year
←Rate | 04-18-2014 00:04 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
←Rate | 04-17-2014 00:43 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate
←Rate | 04-10-2014 23:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.
←Rate | 04-09-2014 12:50 Comments (2)  




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