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   messageicon One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".
←Rate | 03-19-2017 16:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."
←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.
←Rate | 04-04-2016 02:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?
←Rate | 03-29-2016 16:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.
←Rate | 03-29-2016 06:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....
←Rate | 03-27-2016 03:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I've decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.
←Rate | 03-25-2016 08:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My goal for Easter weekend is to move just enough each day to make sure no one thinks I'm dead.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 01:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 04:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 03:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Oops, I'm now sitting at my work's disciplinary meeting dressed as the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.
←Rate | 03-19-2016 15:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...
←Rate | 11-28-2015 14:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?
←Rate | 05-31-2015 07:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  




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