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   messageicon I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 14:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 12:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 09:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .
←Rate | 11-25-2015 19:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...... Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-25-2015 16:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.
←Rate | 11-25-2015 16:07 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER
←Rate | 11-22-2015 20:19 by @kalleygirl Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why the hell don’t liquor stores have Black Friday sales?
←Rate | 11-20-2015 09:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 days ago: ''We must help solve poverty here first and foremost!'' Today: ''All right! Black Friday is coming!''. Morons
←Rate | 11-20-2015 08:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday challenge: Buy American and buy small business. Otherwise you're complaining for nothing about big business.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon    In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
←Rate | 11-13-2015 19:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had no idea it was black Friday in Baltimore.
←Rate | 04-27-2015 22:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...
←Rate | 03-13-2015 18:45 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just what is DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME and Why are we saving so much of it? Why can't the time change kick in on a Friday at 4pm?
←Rate | 03-08-2015 07:46 Comments (0)  

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