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   messageicon *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 14:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 12:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 09:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .
←Rate | 11-25-2015 19:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...... Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-25-2015 16:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.
←Rate | 11-25-2015 16:07 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER
←Rate | 11-22-2015 20:19 by @kalleygirl Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why the hell don’t liquor stores have Black Friday sales?
←Rate | 11-20-2015 09:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2 days ago: ''We must help solve poverty here first and foremost!'' Today: ''All right! Black Friday is coming!''. Morons
←Rate | 11-20-2015 08:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday challenge: Buy American and buy small business. Otherwise you're complaining for nothing about big business.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon    In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
←Rate | 11-13-2015 19:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had no idea it was black Friday in Baltimore.
←Rate | 04-27-2015 22:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...
←Rate | 03-13-2015 18:45 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just what is DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME and Why are we saving so much of it? Why can't the time change kick in on a Friday at 4pm?
←Rate | 03-08-2015 07:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon JUDAS: "Still on for friday?" JESUS: "Friday?" JUDAS: "Yeah, you know, the Last Supper" JESUS: "The what?!?" JUDAS: "the Supper, just the Normal Everyday Supper"
←Rate | 03-04-2015 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part about being at work on Friday is that it gives me 9 hours to figure out what I'm going to drink tonight.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  

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