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   If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I'm not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.

   Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.

   dear portuguese easter bunny , dont hide to many eggs in my sweetbread because then there will be less sweetbread and I'll be pissed , thank you :)

   May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.

   Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......

   They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!

   If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls

   Happy Easter Yolks!

   Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!

   Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!

   Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.

   Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.

   Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?

   silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.

   his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him

   I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today

   Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..

   What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.

   I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!