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   messageicon If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I'm not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear portuguese easter bunny , dont hide to many eggs in my sweetbread because then there will be less sweetbread and I'll be pissed , thank you :)
←Rate | 04-24-2011 01:02 by delgadokid4 Comments (0)  

   messageicon May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 02:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......
←Rate | 04-24-2011 06:21 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 07:58 by Dawn Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 07:59 by Val Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls
←Rate | 04-24-2011 08:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter Yolks!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 by robs0776 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR Comments (0)  

   messageicon silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 15:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:46 by @wayne Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob Comments (2)  

   messageicon What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 by Kevin Packard Comments (0)  

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