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X is part of a complete breakfast
X is looking to the 8 ball for all the answers
X is not doing what Simon says
X is thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about
X is not yet rated.
X is throwing peanuts at old ladies
X is magically delicious.
X is out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
X is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."
X is waiting for the men in white coats to come.
X is "coming up next, right after this brief message."
X is like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off
X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
X is brought to you by the letters W T F.
X is the walrus
X is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education
X is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
X is your perfect drug
X is If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
X is naked under his clothes