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X is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-24-2008 22:00 Comments (0)


X is waiting for the men in white coats to come.
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-29-2008 22:14 by Emo Comments (0)


X is "coming up next, right after this brief message."
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-01-2008 18:53 by Nadav Comments (0)


X is like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-04-2008 01:18 Comments (4)


X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-09-2008 08:59 Comments (0)


X is brought to you by the letters W T F.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)


X is the walrus
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 22:46 Comments (0)


X is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 01:53 by Jesse Comments (0)


X is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 17:36 Comments (0)


X is your perfect drug
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-15-2008 13:04 Comments (0)


X is If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-18-2008 20:31 Comments (0)


X is naked under his clothes
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal Comments (0)


X is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 18:44 Comments (1)


X is naked and playing twister with the cat .
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:03 Comments (0)


X is pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:12 Comments (0)


X is more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..
<--Rate | Submitted: 02-29-2008 01:41 by N.h. Comments (7)


X is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
<--Rate | Submitted: 03-05-2008 09:30 Comments (4)


X is eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain
<--Rate | Submitted: 03-06-2008 17:25 by Dunno Comments (0)


X is laying in the road dressed as a deer
<--Rate | Submitted: 03-09-2008 11:13 Comments (0)


X is "sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"
<--Rate | Submitted: 03-10-2008 09:52 Comments (0)




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