Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is part of a complete breakfast

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X is looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

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X is not doing what Simon says

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X is thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about

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X is not yet rated.

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X is throwing peanuts at old ladies

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X is magically delicious.

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X is out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

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X is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

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X is waiting for the men in white coats to come.

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X is "coming up next, right after this brief message."

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X is like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off

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X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)

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X is brought to you by the letters W T F.

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X is the walrus

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X is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education

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X is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.

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X is your perfect drug

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X is If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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X is naked under his clothes

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal Comments (0)