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X is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-02-2007 21:26


X is not here for your entertainment!
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 00:51


X is out walking her pet fish
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:14


X is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:38


X is a thin girl trapped in a fat girls body
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:40 by Ab


X is having an out of body experience
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 15:38 by Ab


X is wishing he didn't eat his pet hamster
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-19-2007 06:18


X is obsessed with her status
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 16:01 by Ab


X is considering becoming a man
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 17:04 by Ab


X is wondering why the earth is spinning
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 21:22


X is bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-05-2007 00:23 by Dd


X is going off the rails on a crazy train
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-05-2007 01:46


X is pretty much the cat's pajamas.
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-14-2007 21:20 by Lindz


X is about to scare the crap out of you
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-06-2007 18:55 by Tu Madre


X is putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-06-2007 21:43


X is spitting in your general direction
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-20-2007 00:01


X is on her way to rob the bank
<--Rate | Submitted: 12-29-2007 21:08


X is sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-02-2008 02:46 by Kitty


X is wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about
<--Rate | Submitted: 01-04-2008 23:28 by Piercedphreek


X is getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death
<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:19





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