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X is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 01-24-2008 22:00 Comments (0)

X is waiting for the men in white coats to come.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 01-29-2008 22:14 by Emo Comments (0)

X is "coming up next, right after this brief message."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-01-2008 18:53 by Nadav Comments (0)

X is like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-04-2008 01:18 Comments (4)

X is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-09-2008 08:59 Comments (0)

X is brought to you by the letters W T F.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)

X is the walrus

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 22:46 Comments (0)

X is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 01:53 by Jesse Comments (0)

X is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-13-2008 17:36 Comments (0)

X is your perfect drug

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-15-2008 13:04 Comments (0)

X is If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-18-2008 20:31 Comments (0)

X is naked under his clothes

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal Comments (0)

X is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 18:44 Comments (1)

X is naked and playing twister with the cat .

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:03 Comments (0)

X is pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:12 Comments (0)

X is more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-29-2008 01:41 by N.h. Comments (7)

X is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-05-2008 09:30 Comments (4)

X is eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-06-2008 17:25 by Dunno Comments (0)

X is laying in the road dressed as a deer

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-09-2008 11:13 Comments (0)

X is "sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-10-2008 09:52 Comments (0)

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