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X is
"writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
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Submitted: 12-02-2007 21:26
X is
not here for your entertainment!
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 00:51
X is
out walking her pet fish
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:14
X is
about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:38
X is
a thin girl trapped in a fat girls body
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:40 by Ab
X is
having an out of body experience
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 15:38 by Ab
X is
wishing he didn't eat his pet hamster
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Submitted: 12-19-2007 06:18
X is
obsessed with her status
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 16:01 by Ab
X is
considering becoming a man
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 17:04 by Ab
X is
wondering why the earth is spinning
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Submitted: 12-04-2007 21:22
X is
bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!
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Submitted: 12-05-2007 00:23 by Dd
X is
going off the rails on a crazy train
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Submitted: 12-05-2007 01:46
X is
pretty much the cat's pajamas.
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Submitted: 12-14-2007 21:20 by Lindz
X is
about to scare the crap out of you
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Submitted: 12-06-2007 18:55 by Tu Madre
X is
putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie
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Submitted: 12-06-2007 21:43
X is
spitting in your general direction
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Submitted: 12-20-2007 00:01
X is
on her way to rob the bank
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Submitted: 12-29-2007 21:08
X is
sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.
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Submitted: 01-02-2008 02:46 by Kitty
X is
wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about
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Submitted: 01-04-2008 23:28 by Piercedphreek
X is
getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:19
