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John Terry explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
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When people say they've "tied the knot",they mean they got married. Or tied a knot around their neck. Which is the same thing anyways.
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wants money for nothing and the chicks for free.
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A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
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If actions speak louder than words,then why can't I hear mimes?
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I dont care what they say. I think my third nipple is very attractive.
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glad she has pajamas with pockets. Now she doesn't have to hold things while she sleeps.
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The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.They sent me Diana Ross
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filthy,stinking rich. Well,two out of three ain't bad.
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Due to an "incident",my Mafia family is entering into a Witness Protection program in a Farmville,a few accounts away.
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..thinks you look fabulous! Who did it and how much?
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Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye.
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With my iPad in my lap, I feel so fresh. All over.
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A pat on the back is just a few centimeters away from a kick in the ass.
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..just watched a DVD that was 3.142 stars out of 5. It was a pi rated movie.
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The reason you can't fool all of the people all of the time is because half of them are women.
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I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standard
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We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in.
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..after watching the Brit Awards,thinks that Cheryl has got to try,try,try,try,try to lip sync a bit better..
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Cheryl Cole changed her relationship status to "single". 45 million people liked this.
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