Funny Status Message #9734

X The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.They sent me Diana Ross
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 99231 I called my local pizza joint last night. I asked for a thin crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
# 123921 A pizza delivery guy knocked on my door & said, "I have a pizza delivery for your next door neighbor but no one is answering the door!" I replied, "No worries they use my door as their backdoor..." and now I have a "Do not disturb" poster on my door.
# 77250 Awesome idea: On Halloween, order a pizza to get delivered to your house When the delivery guy gets there, pretend you think he's a trick or treater and comment on how he looks like a real delivery person. Give him candy.

←Rate | 11-22-2009 04:43 by lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links