love Funny Status Messages

   Just because someone says, I love you, doesn't automatically mean they love just you.

   Dear Bed, I love you.

   I LOVE rumors! they tell me things about myself that I never even knew!

   People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers.

   Being single doesn't mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong damn person.

   You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk. . .

   Facebook is like an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that your in love with; you might not like all the changes but you still go to it when your bored.

   Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping.

   Love how Disney movies teach you that you can be anyone you want, as long as it's a princess.

   It’s fun finding love notes my wife hides around the house, it would be even better if they were for me

   Give her flowers. Women love watching a slow death.

   I’d love to tell my wife to make me a sandwich after sex, but then I wouldn’t have enough teeth left to eat it.

   Dad, I love how we don't even have to say out loud that I'm your favorite.

   Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.

   When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.

   I'm not afraid of heights, swimming, or love... Just falling, drowning, and rejection...

   I love driving behind old people. You can get so much done: eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, read a book... write a book, etc.

   Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

   Wish there were more love songs about naps and liqour.

   How many more short, funny sentences must I post on the internet before I am worthy of human love?