trump Funny Status Messages

   I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.

   2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics..

   The only real model we have for a trump presidency is the movie "first kid"

   Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency ..... I hope you're fluent in the metric system and rich enough to pay 2-3 times the price of booze here in the US.

   Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency....If you're an alcoholic and cannot mulitply by 10 we do not want you.

   Dear Facebook, how does it matter what Trump thinks about me? What matters is what he thinks about our beautiful land of America

   I just voted for Trump just to make SNL funnier.....

   What did a Hillary supporter say to a Trump supporter on Thanksgiving ? - Happy Thanksgiving America ! from a Canada :)

   Here's a thought. People are worried about Donald Trump deporting illegal aliens who have a U.S. born child too young to leave behind. Solution: Issue the kid a passport and tell them he can come back when he is old enough to travel on his own.

   Yes! Lets recount exactly how Donald Trump won!!!!

   I think the biggest winner after the USA elections is Melania Trump who can finally call herself the first lady instead of the third wife.

   Donald Trump is not and will NEVER be my President!!!!! ...... I'm from Guatemala

   Lately I've been walking into rooms clapping my hands like Donald Trump for no reason.......

   Wow, Donald Trump brought the unemployment rate down to 4.6% just by being elected.....

   TAMPAX is keeping their jobs in America now, too! Trump really must have had to pull some strings to keep them here!

   I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.

   Donald "Twitter Fingers" Trump

   ... No people .... Trump did NOT pick El Chapo to head the DEA!!

   If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...

   BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter