Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)
X says jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....
X says If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.
X says Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes
X France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.
X says Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!
X says So hom0s like men clean shaven, hairless, emotional, caring men? Why don't they just go for women???
X says This is a perfect example as to why we should quit send money overseas to all these ungrateful countries. Why does the US even care about the rest of the world? They clearly don't care about us.
X Soccer: Kickball for grownups who need a game that's totally random and no need for strategies. Kinda like shi**y hockey.
X says repeatedly being hit on by fat butch lesbos a good thing?
X says That moment when you realize you will probably never be half the man your mother is...
X says I'm an asshole and I like corndogs.
X says I made this status nice and short so you can just move on with your life.
X says this is lame as f***
X says Yo I'm not even American and I hate your your dumb a$$ . Justin Bieber just send me a text from Canada he said he hates your dumb A$$ wait wait Jose Rodriguez from Mexico email me and said ( te odio maldito idiota)
X says If you hate America leave & dont post here anymore for already.
X says America hates your dumb a$$ and all of us here
X says Hate America ? Everyone Hates america until your being ass raped by dictators
X says Lick the $hit Stain our the crack of my Super Bowl you dip$hit
X says WHERE IS FUNNY