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X says religion is basically believing that there's a guy who is watching over you if you give him some of your money on Sundays.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 01:38 Comments (0)

X says so many bad things happening in this world at this moment like iggy azalea
←Rate | 11-25-2014 01:38 Comments (0)

X Whew! the wind has been blowing and howling like crazy all day. Kept looking out the window for Dorothy to show up.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 01:17 Comments (0)

X Way to go Ferguson...Burning down the same grocery stores where you use your foodstamps to shop. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Real justice losers!. Real justice
←Rate | 11-25-2014 01:07 by totalpackage Comments (0)

X I say let them burn ferguson to the ground and watch them cry tomorrow cause they don't have anywhere to spend their foodstamps.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:57 by cyndi Comments (0)

X says I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:40 by StonerDudee Comments (0)

X says They aren't looters....they are undocumented shoppers
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:06 Comments (0)

X says I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:02 by derfmeister Comments (0)

X says in order to disburse the crowd in Ferguson police dropped job applications from the policehelicopters
←Rate | 11-24-2014 23:31 by Truth Comments (0)

X says Don't just tell her she is beautiful, make her believe it. Then slap her ass and tell her to keep up the good f*cking work.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 23:11 by StonerDudee Comments (0)

X says I'm surprised the FHRITP guy is not at Ferguson screaming his catch phrase on the news...
←Rate | 11-24-2014 23:08 Comments (0)

X says I just saw the trailer for the upcoming motion picture "Exodus". I guess guy-liner was the thing in ancient Egyptian times.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 22:53 Comments (0)

X says Travelocity search: "Ferguson" other people who have searched Ferguson have searched Beirut, Kabul, and Detroit.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 20:34 Comments (0)

X "BRING ME THE FETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS.".. *Maniacal stare..."Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"... "AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"
←Rate | 11-24-2014 20:25 by snotty Comments (0)

X They should wait until tomorrow morning to announce the verdict so everyone in Ferguson will be at work. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
←Rate | 11-24-2014 19:58 Comments (0)

X What time does that rioting and looting reality show start tonight?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 19:50 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)

X says Tonight seems like the perfect night to stay home, pop up some popcorn, veg in front of the TV and watch Ferguson burn to the ground.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 19:50 Comments (0)

X in my opinion, a camel's back seems like a very inefficient way to transport straws,,, but I might be a bit biased here.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 18:56 by snotty Comments (0)

X says “I shall always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.”
←Rate | 11-24-2014 17:05 Comments (0)

X says ♪ ♫ "Oh come all ye looters Joyful and on welfare Come ye oh come ye to Ferguson."
←Rate | 11-24-2014 17:00 Comments (0)

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