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X America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:10 Comments (0)

X says jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:05 Comments (0)

X says If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 00:40 by StonerDudee Comments (0)

X says Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes
←Rate | 02-03-2014 23:24 Comments (0)

X France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 23:07 Comments (0)

X says Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2014 22:55 by murica! Comments (2)

X says So hom0s like men clean shaven, hairless, emotional, caring men? Why don't they just go for women???
←Rate | 02-03-2014 22:46 by Balzdeep Comments (0)

X says This is a perfect example as to why we should quit send money overseas to all these ungrateful countries. Why does the US even care about the rest of the world? They clearly don't care about us.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 21:48 Comments (0)

X Soccer: Kickball for grownups who need a game that's totally random and no need for strategies. Kinda like shi**y hockey.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 21:24 Comments (0)

X says repeatedly being hit on by fat butch lesbos a good thing?
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:53 Comments (0)

X says That moment when you realize you will probably never be half the man your mother is...
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:40 Comments (0)

X says I'm an asshole and I like corndogs.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:21 Comments (0)

X says I made this status nice and short so you can just move on with your life.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 19:20 by rh Comments (0)

X says this is lame as f***
←Rate | 02-03-2014 18:48 Comments (0)

X says Yo I'm not even American and I hate your your dumb a$$ . Justin Bieber just send me a text from Canada he said he hates your dumb A$$ wait wait Jose Rodriguez from Mexico email me and said ( te odio maldito idiota)
←Rate | 02-03-2014 17:10 Comments (1)

X says If you hate America leave & dont post here anymore for already.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 17:03 by Hacksaw Jim Thuggin Comments (0)

X says America hates your dumb a$$ and all of us here
←Rate | 02-03-2014 17:01 Comments (0)

X says Hate America ? Everyone Hates america until your being ass raped by dictators
←Rate | 02-03-2014 16:35 Comments (1)

X says Lick the $hit Stain our the crack of my Super Bowl you dip$hit
←Rate | 02-03-2014 16:33 Comments (0)

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