Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that's had "insufficient funds".
X says Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I've been today that's had "insufficient funds".
X says The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time...
X says I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim
X says I'm disgusted when I see an old man with a younger woman. Or a younger man with a younger woman. Just couples. Or groups. Any person really.
X says The "thank you wave" you receive after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the only thing holding this fragile society together
X says When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
X says People on Facebook do realize that dead people can't read their RIP shout outs, right?
X says What you see is what you get with me. Unless you see my snacks.
X says Every pair of panties can be a thong if your ass is hungry enough.
X says My Saturday was going pretty well until I realised it was Monday.
X says People that like to put their two cents in, make sure you have enough to spare first!
X it is such a big shame how some Americans derive joy out of others pain, RIP Paul walker and may your family have the strength to move on
X says Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
X The "mayday" button on the new Kindle Fire should be renamed the "let me show you my weiner" button,,, 'cause that's all it's gonna be used for.
X At least once a year, we should all be allowed to go to Microsoft headquarters and reboot all of their PCs without giving them notice.
X says I just hid my teenage son's Christmas gifts behind the vacuum, in the dishwasher and next to the trash can that needs to be taken out.....guaranteed he will never find them!
X I tried to bring sexy back,,, but they said it wasn't in it's "original" condition
X I would like to thank all the people who let me know it was snowing today, like I'm some clueless idiot.
X says apparently cyber monday takes on a COMPLETELY different meaning on some websites