Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
X The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the women
X You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
X Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...
X McDonalds sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
X What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
X Waffles are just Pancakes with abs.
X says This is stupid. It's been 3 days with this. I'm going elsewhere.
X says Mr. I'm so not funny, you're as funny as a pile of rhino crap...hahahahaha stupid
X Went to the grocery store with my sister and she got kicked out because she was complaining that all the bananas were bent...
X says Even if they don't win any medals, at least Team USA can be guaranteed victory in future ugly sweater contests.
X says This hahaha guy just ignore him and dont rate his post he will be b gone. Trust me
X says Yesterday I went to see a shrink about my Facebook addiction, everything was going smoothly and I was on the road to recovery until he asked me, What's on your mind? Damn it
X says Very disappointed that Nikolai Volkov wasn't selected to light the Olympic flame
X says Before telling your woman a PMS joke, you should assure she does not currently have PMS.
X says We can't help but to start liking the girls that become our good friends. Too hard to find girls that just like to have fun these days.
X says Parents have no idea what it's like to be a teenager in our generation
X says Since Kanye wants to write a song named 'I Am God' I wanna see him bring his dead mother back to life again.
X says Fri(end) Girlfri(end) Boyfri(end) Br(forever)o
X says that bowlof green chili burned a hole in my as