Funny Status Message #204993
X says Daylight savings time? Only an idiot would cut two inches off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom and believe he now has a longer blanket.
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- # 146622 An old Indian Chief was asked if they had Daylight Savings Time on the reservation. The old man replied "Only whyte man dumb enough to thing he can cut off the bottom of a blanket, sew it on the other end and think he has a longer blanket."
- # 97360 when told the reason for daylight saving time, the old indian man said:- only a white man would believe you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of the blanket and have a longer blanket.
- # 191368 Just got a call from some Woman in Idaho. She wanted to know if I wanted to take a chance on an Indian Blanket? What does that mean?? I hung up. Last time I took a chance on any kind of blanket, I ended up with three kids and a mortgage.
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