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Back in my day Werewolves didn't fall in love with babies...THEY ATE THEM!!
If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon
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12-19-2011 02:22
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I love how these photoshop models think they have "fans." Let's be realistic. Most of those people are not your fans, they just want to get you in bed.
All of these couples in the Hallmark Christmas movies that fall in love in a couple of days should have sequels on the Crime Network by Halloween when one of them murders the other one.
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12-13-2014 11:42 by Keri
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There's nothing worse than not getting the right amount of love from strangers on the internet.
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03-21-2013 18:56
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I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
I took a sh!t this morning. TMI? Yeah well I don't want to read about how in love you are with your boyfriend of the week either.
I Don't Care what anybody says, Nothing says I Love you more like standing in line for you're girl to buy tampax pearl."
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night and wake up together every morning.
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03-30-2012 07:35
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Dear Women, We don't know what we're thinking, so please stop asking us that. Love, Men
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10-03-2011 17:47
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The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.
Be Yourself, Because you never know who would love the person you hide
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02-10-2011 09:31
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Gotta love the commercials for medications. The side effects of the meds are usually worse than the symptoms. For example, I have an itchy leg. "try dexalog: symptoms may include: hair loss, weight gain, growing an extra head, skin to disintegrate..."
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02-27-2011 22:57
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Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)
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07-07-2010 21:46 by BEGO
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Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.
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03-22-2013 20:46
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My mom is so bad at texting. She meant to say "I love you" and she accidentally sent "You're a huge disappointment"... lol parents can't text
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04-07-2014 16:09 by snotty
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“In life we all have an unspeakable secret, and irreversible regret, an unreachable dream, and an unforgettable love.”
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11-29-2011 02:03
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Falling in love is like falling down when you drunk or high...u dont feel the pain until the magical effect is gone..
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10-09-2011 04:00 by Ad
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I have an actual date this weekend so if any of you are in love with me, you better say something or forever hold your peace.
People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!
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11-07-2012 07:39
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