snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Just went out to my neighbors front yard and wrote "Merry Christmas" in his yard by pissing in the snow

   Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.

   Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.

   The snow term "Ass Deep To A Tall Indian"...has me profiling these people...

   I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.

   going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.

   Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.

   Don't blow my snow man

   I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".

   This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

   Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn Facebook into all nipples by Dec 21st.

   Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.

   Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!

   Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.

   You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!

   The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.

   Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week.

   One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors

   if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."

   A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.