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   messageicon in front of his home with every electric fan he owns blowing upward, in a defiant act against Mother Nature.....Enough with the snow lady, just go watch "The Waltons" reruns until Spring......
←Rate | 02-15-2010 20:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the Winter Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they gave the spectators shotguns and told them to shoot at the skiers! There'd be more speed records that's for darn sure.
←Rate | 02-12-2010 23:27 by Mike M Comments (0)  

   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 02-10-2010 10:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok
←Rate | 02-09-2010 21:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon saw his shadow today! Not really sure what this could mean as far as the duration of winter goes...but very excited about the possibilities. :)
←Rate | 02-03-2010 20:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, did NOT see his shadow, meaning six more weeks of winter. In related news, George W. Bush was spotted blotting out the sun over North America this morning.....I'm sure he'll catch the blame, regardless.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 20:05 by JG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 16:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  

   messageicon reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow
←Rate | 01-30-2010 09:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 01-29-2010 23:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 16:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Sale: Lots of snow, you Haul!!!
←Rate | 01-17-2010 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......
←Rate | 01-11-2010 09:56 by ds Comments (0)  

   messageicon hates shoving there an app for that?
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard about the 2 blondes that froze to deat at the drive in...they were watching "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"!!
←Rate | 01-06-2010 20:31 by COREY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".
←Rate | 01-06-2010 14:12 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon It will snow. Fine. This is not a reason to panic. Tesco will not run out of food before you starve so don't go shopping like a twat, if you're unsure whether to drive then just don't ok. Ever. Sell your damn car and get on a bus. And please don't ring th
←Rate | 01-06-2010 11:10 by craneman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 09:49 by stehen smith Comments (0)  

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