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   messageicon What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 11:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance..
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 10:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks if you are the fortunate one to sing our National Anthem at the SUPERBOWL, then shouldn't you at least know the lyrics? fail, BIGTIME!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 18:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thursday Night Football on the same time during the Vice Presidential debate....well played NFL, well played.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 18:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 23:52 by Nick Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:30 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon since football season is officially here, I will celebrate by tackling the sh*t out of stupid people that piss me off!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 16:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl Party Eating Tip: Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 03:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports "NCAA Football '14" AND "Grand Theft Crustacean."
←Rate | 04-30-2014 18:53 by doodlebug Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn at the superbowl made me wish I was blind.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 20:29 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Commercials: Now brought to you with limited football interruption.
←Rate | 01-02-2016 14:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon superbowl-- the only time I actually look forward to watchin commericals.. .
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 10:50 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
←Rate | 08-24-2011 16:12 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reasons Why Guys Stop Texting Girls: 1) He's Busy. 2) You didn't send nudes. 3) He has beer and football. 4) It's only been a day, calm down psycho.
←Rate | 04-28-2016 16:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV."
←Rate | 03-01-2014 09:57 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"
←Rate | 02-08-2010 18:29 by dane Comments (0)  

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