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   messageicon I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."
←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.
←Rate | 04-04-2016 02:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?
←Rate | 03-29-2016 16:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.
←Rate | 03-29-2016 06:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS Comments (1)  

   messageicon I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....
←Rate | 03-27-2016 03:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I've decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.
←Rate | 03-25-2016 08:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My goal for Easter weekend is to move just enough each day to make sure no one thinks I'm dead.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 01:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 04:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 03:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Oops, I'm now sitting at my work's disciplinary meeting dressed as the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.
←Rate | 03-19-2016 15:04 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...
←Rate | 11-28-2015 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?
←Rate | 05-31-2015 07:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter
←Rate | 04-07-2015 10:02 by Murph Comments (0)  

   messageicon Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 10:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 20:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."
←Rate | 03-28-2015 14:44 Comments (0)  

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