snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Oh, the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' toes. Winter blows, Winter blows, Winter blows.

   I know winter has started when my neighbor returns my rake, and borrows my snow shovel .

   An apple a day is bull crap.... Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   Its still winter because Mother Nature saw all our summer bodies and decided we weren't ready yet.

   Plan to change the air in your tires soon. Replace that winter air in your tires for best inflation during summer months. Most mechanics will do this for you for free on April 1st.

   Driving a gray car in the winter is putting a lot of faith in your fellow drivers on the road.

   "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team

   So irritating that my kid gets a text to tell him school is closed for snow day. He should have to stare at the news channel crawl for 45 minutes like I did

   Winter storm named Grayson sounds like it should be wearing a tweed jacket

   One good thing about this winter snow storm, is it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbors.

   So cold don's toupee flew south for the winter

   Lefties eat yellow snow on Winter Solstice.

   I must be getting old. Since when does 2 to 4 inches of snow become a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called flurries, and we complained it wasn't enough to even have a good snowball fight, let along close schools.

   This is the first good sized snow fall of the season and honestly the weather on TV is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a two.

   How was the winter solstice? I missed it because the stores were out of solstice glasses

   it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?

   I waited too long.. The stores ran out of winter solstice glasses.

   Russia’s been barred from the 2018 Winter Olympics. No word yet on whether they’ll be barred from the 2018 U.S. elections.

   Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.

   It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee