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   messageicon Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 15:23 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon - What do women and clouds have in common? Occasionally they f*ck off and it's a really nice day.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 10:17 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I took my ex out last night. It only took one punch :)
←Rate | 12-15-2010 04:58 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - When Stephen Hawking has sex does he use Condoms or Norton Anti Virus?
←Rate | 11-15-2010 18:54 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Video Games don't make children violent. Lag does.
←Rate | 11-07-2010 18:16 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:39 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:38 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - If Adam and Eve would have been Chinese, they would have simply eaten the snake and left the apple alone!
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:37 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:11 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:08 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Wayne Rooney and Alex Ferguson have changed their relationship status to 'its complicated'... Manchester city 'like this'
←Rate | 10-22-2010 15:11 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembers believing that by pressing the Diet "Button" on McDonalds Coke lids would suddenly make the Coke turn into a Diet Coke O_0
←Rate | 10-22-2010 15:07 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - The biggest Lie Ever: "I have read the Terms and Conditions".
←Rate | 10-09-2010 15:31 by trickz100 Comments (1)  


   messageicon - - Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:31 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - If round pegs fit in round holes, and square pegs fit in square holes, why isnt my c*ck shaped like an axe?
←Rate | 09-28-2010 14:20 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Add My BB Pin » Y3hR1ght
←Rate | 09-20-2010 16:35 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 06:10 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Bored? Go to Google and play with their logo, see if you can knock a circle off the screen with the mouse (excluding the top part) :D
←Rate | 09-07-2010 03:19 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook suggested me and my ex should be friends. Thats like saying to Facebook 'I think you should be friends with Myspace'.
←Rate | 08-24-2010 07:13 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - My wife said she is going to leave me if I dont stop my bad habbits. I nearly choked on my toe nail.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:05 by trickz100 Comments (0)  




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