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   messageicon Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 08:32 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
←Rate | 01-31-2011 21:25 by Joe Comments (4)  


   messageicon treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:48 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls
←Rate | 12-09-2010 23:56 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".
←Rate | 12-07-2010 13:42 by Joe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 13:30 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.
←Rate | 06-19-2010 15:39 by Joe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've heard Drug Addiction, Smoke Addiction, Alcohol Addiction, Gamble Addiction... but TECHNOLOGY Addiction, now that's new!
←Rate | 04-02-2010 18:45 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches
←Rate | 08-11-2009 13:44 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you by the letters W T F.
←Rate | 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)  




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