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   messageicon People don't want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 06:02 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The far right and the far left are both extremes and should be condemned equally.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 05:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing morally bankrupt about homosexuality, Obama said it was okay.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 04:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Better vote right on all the left stuff and left on all the right stuff every ten minutes. I’m extremely immature.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 02:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Are you a citizen of the USA? If you answered yes, Donald J. Trump IS YOUR PRESIDENT!
←Rate | 11-17-2017 02:25 Comments (10)  

   messageicon Don’t like Trump? Stop watching the Fake News! Problem Solved 100%!
←Rate | 11-17-2017 02:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I desperately seek validation. That’s why I spend most of my day spamming Trump stuff.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 01:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're constantly stirring the pot, not only should you be required to lick the spoon, but also have that spoon jammed up your butt. Perhaps that's your goal anyways.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 01:02 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Kicked out of another coffee shop it had a "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign. So I lit up a smoke & pay 50 cents for coffee.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 00:44 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beer tastes better when you have to work the next day, it’s science
←Rate | 11-17-2017 00:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Saw a demon in her eyes but I still went with it.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 00:20 by Brask Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Trump is purposely avoiding commenting on Roy Moore because he's a coward and scared that he will upset his base. What a jerk.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 00:08 Comments (7)  

   messageicon A man dining in a restaurant asked his server "Do you have frog legs?" The server replied "Yes". The man said, "Then hop into the kitchen and bring me my dinner!"
←Rate | 11-16-2017 21:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just heard on the radio that apparently there is a new surgery that can put a womb into a man and allow him to deliver a baby via a C-section. The blue donkey strikes again!
←Rate | 11-16-2017 20:47 by JRDunham Comments (0)  

   messageicon The good news for AL Franken is this should make him a contender for President
←Rate | 11-16-2017 16:22 by MarkBomchill Comments (1)  

   messageicon All these revelations of sexual harassment, groping etc coming out of Hollywood is horrible...but how is Richard Dawson not being mentioned? That dude used to do it right on TV (Family Feud)!
←Rate | 11-16-2017 13:05 Comments (27)  

   messageicon I don't necessarily hate you but if you ever have circumcision I hope you have it with a chainsaw
←Rate | 11-16-2017 12:28 by Agent47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've been visiting a local brothel dressed as a Ninja - Turtle recently! Yes, I'm really coming out of my shell these days!
←Rate | 11-16-2017 05:47 by Trueman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just because you're trash doesn't mean you cant do great things...Its called a Garbage Can,Not a Garbage Cannot.
←Rate | 11-16-2017 04:25 by negrodamus Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy... Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.
←Rate | 11-16-2017 02:56 by Fr8Train Comments (0)  

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