Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I’m done with my 90 Day trial of 2020! How Do I Cancel my Membership?

   Just because he's there with a group of medical experts doesn't make him one.

   I meant the dolt below tiger boy's fan club's post

   Not sure what the guy below is saying. I'm a property manager with a company that has hundreds of rentals. Only 4 are late.

   Free Joe Exotic!

   It's amazing how our people is financially struggling from one lost paycheck. Booming economy, eh? More like con-artist illusionist president.

   Anybody else up to 6 meals a day

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   I never thought I would get tired of jacking it at work, but three weeks into working from home and it has lost its luster.

   Reinforce your Ikea furniture and make yourself comfortable in mom’s basement for four more years, mi!!ennials. Bernies out!

   hey B. sanders below, you quit, so please go

   Hey 11:07, because Trump is so great at telling the truth, eh? If Trump said the earth is flat, I can see you supporting him 100%

   Roman Catholic dietary law classified aquatic mammals as fish rather than meat. therefore, you are free to eat beaver on Good Friday.

   Remember wearing shoes? Is that still a thing?

   Newsflash: Sorry libs, but what the MSM is saying is a lie. Trump does not own any stock in a company that makes hydroxychloroquine.

   At least all this money printing from the Fed will solve the toilet paper shortage

   If you're not gaining weight during the pandemic you ain't high enough

   And suddenly people don't wonder any more if your living life to the fullest or have completely given up when you walk into the supermarket wearing pajamas.

   I'm sorry I removed you from my friends-list. But it's my new policy in dealing with folks who annoy the f*****g s**t out of me.

   When I get out of quarantine I am starting a line of lawn mowers called mowjo.