Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon bringing sexy back.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (11)  


   messageicon an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon carbon based.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon out spoiling his liver.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a disaster waiting to happen.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon fighting ninja's.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (26)  


   messageicon 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not the issue here, Dude."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon coming to theater near you.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (2)  


   messageicon doing the truffle shuffle
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon "never on schedule, but always on time."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon taking the special bus.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon rewriting history.
←Rate | 10-25-2007 23:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to integrate the derivatives around him !!
←Rate | 10-27-2007 01:45 | Tags: Filtered Comments (2)  


   messageicon the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
←Rate | 11-08-2007 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
←Rate | 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob Comments (21)  


   messageicon poking you with a spork
←Rate | 11-14-2007 01:01 by Sabbathrabbit Comments (8)  


   messageicon "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""
←Rate | 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric Comments (21)  


   messageicon smarter then the average bear
←Rate | 11-16-2007 08:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (3)  


   messageicon making babies
←Rate | 11-18-2007 03:58 by Charliec | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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