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   messageicon Hey guys. Everybody. let's all give Santa a break this year.......Be naughty.
←Rate | 11-19-2009 14:28 by gator Comments (0)  

   messageicon hacked into Santa's computer,cleared the naughty list out..and has changed "coal" under Present List to "PS3""Wii" and "iphone".
←Rate | 11-19-2009 18:37 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa..he's pretty lucky..cuz he knows where all the naughty girls are at..that's why he's so jolly you see?
←Rate | 11-20-2009 21:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just hacked into Santa's computer. All corporate executives will be getting coal this year.
←Rate | 11-21-2009 00:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In hindsight...maybe telling the whole family while we were pulling names for christmas grab bag that I was going to be getting into directing porn was not really the ideal time to do so....I did however draw Grandma Gertrude though!!!!
←Rate | 11-27-2009 00:39 by DS Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..has Claustrophobia. She's afraid of Santa Clause.
←Rate | 11-27-2009 12:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our ass!
←Rate | 11-29-2009 08:46 by Mr. Craig Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people;17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
←Rate | 11-29-2009 15:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear Santa, let me explain...
←Rate | 11-29-2009 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Erm, Dear Santa, let me explain... the money was only resting in my account, and that thing with the elves , I have destroyed the negatives so you can be rest assured I will not black mail you for any pressies this year, been a good run, 30 plus years...
←Rate | 11-29-2009 19:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Confucius says "Christmas trees are like priests...their balls are just for decoration"......
←Rate | 11-30-2009 08:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.
←Rate | 11-30-2009 10:18 by GB Ward Comments (0)  

   messageicon wake me up when is xmas over coz I cant afford buy any presents....
←Rate | 11-30-2009 12:12 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon may not be Santa, but it doesnt mean he hasnt seen you while you're sleeping...
←Rate | 11-30-2009 15:56 by GeoffreyB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still sh*t your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough sh*t.
←Rate | 12-02-2009 01:13 by GD Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know it was a good christmas party when the next morning you wake up with tinsel in your ass
←Rate | 12-02-2009 08:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Friday, the offical Christmas tree was delivered to the White House. Unfortunately, the Secret Service had already let in three other trees that claimed they were on the list.
←Rate | 12-02-2009 10:18 by tomcall Comments (0)  

   messageicon heard that Christmas is being cancelled! Santa was beaten up by three black women after he walked down the street saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
←Rate | 12-02-2009 12:21 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids brought home a flier from school yesterday asking how many would be attending the "holiday celebration" at school. My wife writes down 4, then crosses out "holiday celebration" and writes in CHRISTMAS PARTY! Just call her old school!
←Rate | 12-02-2009 12:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight,he's going to see the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse!
←Rate | 12-02-2009 14:18 Comments (0)  

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