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   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 20:36 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I saw you dance. No, I don't have a dollar
←Rate | 05-26-2010 22:53 by One Comments (0)  


   messageicon this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.
←Rate | 05-26-2010 22:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Glimpse by defintion, is an impermanent thing!
←Rate | 05-26-2010 23:46 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon my drinking team has a football problem
←Rate | 06-01-2010 22:38 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon i guess Farmville is cool, if your into doing thing with the animals
←Rate | 06-03-2010 19:52 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Panty lines are so nasty, your a grown a$s woman sh!t put on a thong, g-string, boy shorts, or go panty less if you have too
←Rate | 06-04-2010 22:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
←Rate | 06-12-2010 16:20 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's better to have a gun and not need it than to not have a gun and need it
←Rate | 06-24-2010 19:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon it kitty litter if you throw a cat out a car window
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:51 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see a lite in the distance....could be a Miller Lite, I better go check it out!
←Rate | 09-17-2010 18:02 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know why guns are better the woman? You can put a silencer on a gun
←Rate | 09-17-2010 23:24 by one Comments (2)  


   messageicon I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 23:01 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have nothing against god, it's just his fan club that i'm against
←Rate | 10-23-2010 20:08 by one Comments (8)  


   messageicon Health experts recommend 3 to 4 servings of fruit a day. So I wanna know exactly how many Coronas with limes is that gonna take?
←Rate | 10-28-2010 18:17 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you but putting the Kardashian's on a credit card to promote financial responsability makes as much sense as getting a nun to be a spokes woman for a condom company.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 21:29 by One Comments (2)  


   messageicon Morning cardio routine: Stretch. Gravity Hand Slam on snooze button. Pull arm back under covers. Roll over. Wait 9 Minutes. Repeat
←Rate | 11-23-2010 12:07 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honk, if you want to see my finger!
←Rate | 12-02-2010 07:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the Lord said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 03:52 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 21:53 by one Comments (0)  




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