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X Morning cardio routine: Stretch. Gravity Hand Slam on snooze button. Pull arm back under covers. Roll over. Wait 9 Minutes. Repeat
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# 59707 My alarm jolted me awake this morning. I hit the snooze button. When it startled me again ten minutes later I threw it across the room and fell right back to sleep. Ten minutes later my girlfriend's cat jumped up onto my chest meowing... Sorry kitty.
# 92252 I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes.
# 199560 I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 10 minutes.

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←Rate | 11-23-2010 12:07 by one | Tags: Approved , noads

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