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   messageicon To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
←Rate | 12-25-2018 21:24 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:46 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ▒▒broke my spac▒ebar but ▒▒a▒▒ little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay….
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:30 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..R.I.P - Adam Yauch, Co- Founder of the Beastie Boys
←Rate | 05-05-2012 02:24 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.
←Rate | 10-13-2018 20:08 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon While un-locking the door I dropped my keys this, and in one motion with lightning quick reflexes I caught them and punched myself in the balls.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 17:20 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Official sponsor and supplier for the London 2012 Olympic Games. ..RAIN !
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:14 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! It's off to sleep I go. I'll crawl in bed and rest my head. Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!
←Rate | 04-05-2022 22:46 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon North Korea is shaking some big balls at the United States, though they're most likely photoshopped !
←Rate | 04-04-2016 18:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 19:17 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ryan Lochte is going to be a father, which proves that no matter how stupid you may be, it only takes one strong swimmer to get somebody pregnant.
←Rate | 12-15-2016 05:13 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
←Rate | 06-04-2020 22:16 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting for Activision to come out with "Call of Duty" for Atari 2600
←Rate | 02-09-2017 21:31 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your balls out.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 20:13 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, yea I was naughty this year ..and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental b*stard!
←Rate | 12-19-2016 18:28 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏. What I see: ǽ₮∂₩£. What the pharmacist sees: Aspirin you dumb ass.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 20:09 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon We used to be young and carefree, and now we have a favorite cashier at the grocery store.
←Rate | 04-08-2022 15:32 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:25 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self-centered lives already in progress.
←Rate | 01-03-2021 14:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Donald Trump too..
←Rate | 12-29-2016 18:19 by JCGJ Comments (0)  




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