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X is poking you with a spork
X is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""
X is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
X is a mystery you'll never solve
X is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters
X is going to the dark side...they have candy
X is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
X is out walking her pet fish
X is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
X is bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!
X is going off the rails on a crazy train
X is putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie
X is everything you're not.
X is spitting in your general direction
X is "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"
X has been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.
X is as seen on TV
X is filmed in front of a live studio audience
X is sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.
X is wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about