Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is poking you with a spork

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X is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric Comments (21)

X is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-20-2007 19:57 Comments (1)

X is a mystery you'll never solve

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X is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-28-2007 15:41 by Blue Comments (7)

X is going to the dark side...they have candy

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X is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-02-2007 21:26 Comments (15)

X is out walking her pet fish

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:14 Comments (7)

X is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:38 Comments (3)

X is bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-05-2007 00:23 by Dd Comments (1)

X is going off the rails on a crazy train

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-05-2007 01:46 Comments (0)

X is putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-06-2007 21:43 Comments (5)

X is everything you're not.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-14-2007 21:21 by Lindz Comments (3)

X is spitting in your general direction

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-20-2007 00:01 Comments (0)

X is "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-26-2007 01:09 Comments (2)

X has been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-26-2007 11:58 Comments (1)

X is as seen on TV

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X is filmed in front of a live studio audience

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X is sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-02-2008 02:46 by Kitty Comments (0)

X is wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-04-2008 23:28 by Piercedphreek Comments (0)