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X is
"going, going, going, GONE!"
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
living on a prayer
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"boring , just like this status message."
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Submitted: 10-25-2007 23:30
X is
rewriting history.
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Submitted: 10-25-2007 23:43
X is
everything you're not.
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Submitted: 12-14-2007 21:21 by Lindz
X is
trying to integrate the derivatives around him !!
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Submitted: 10-27-2007 01:45
X is
away right now please leave a message after the beep...BEEP!
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Submitted: 11-01-2007 15:17 by Chris
X is
the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
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Submitted: 11-08-2007 19:14
X is
walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
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Submitted: 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob
X is
poking you with a spork
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Submitted: 11-14-2007 01:01 by Sabbathrabbit
X is
"wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""
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Submitted: 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric
X is
smarter then the average bear
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Submitted: 11-16-2007 08:33
X is
pondering the meaning of life
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Submitted: 11-17-2007 12:47 by Andeh
X is
raging against the machine!
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Submitted: 11-18-2007 17:08
X is
saving a lot on his car insurance by switching to Geico
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Submitted: 11-20-2007 19:57
X is
havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
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Submitted: 11-20-2007 19:57
X is
a mystery you'll never solve
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Submitted: 11-23-2007 16:34
X is
riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters
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Submitted: 11-28-2007 15:41 by Blue
X is
going to the dark side...they have candy
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Submitted: 12-02-2007 03:42
X is
"updated to version 2.1, and included is many new exciting features."
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Submitted: 12-02-2007 20:39 by Tommy H. Brakstad
