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I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
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01-21-2013 18:06
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Someone give Bruno Mars a grenade and pull the pin. I'm getting sick of that song. She dosen't love you, I don't wanna hear about how your stalking her.
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01-29-2011 23:26 by ff1241
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Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles… still pretty awesome.
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04-29-2012 11:49
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I love Halloween. All these slutty outfits have me scared stiff.
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10-23-2011 13:04
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Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.
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12-22-2010 21:37
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Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following.
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09-08-2010 11:46
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Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, 'Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile banner.'
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05-03-2012 15:47 by snotty
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When I am in love, I'm like a bird soaring through the sky straight into a window.
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09-28-2012 06:02
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My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.
I wish someone loved me as much as white women in commercials love yogurt
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12-14-2013 13:43
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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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11-04-2010 22:48 by BONNIE
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True love is me texting you back before I die on call of duty instead of after
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07-19-2010 14:09 by R!ck
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I show people I love them by not spending time with them. It’s the best thing I can offer.
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12-26-2013 12:41 by Baddie
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The happiest sentence: "...but I love you". The saddest sentence: "I love you but..."
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09-17-2010 18:01 by GoraN
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I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.
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05-20-2012 20:28
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I love how my parents think that none of this is their fault.
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05-13-2015 15:56
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You can't buy love.."That's called prostitution"
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09-25-2011 14:23
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The difference between "like" "love" and "in love" is the same as the difference between "for now" "for a while" and "forever."
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09-05-2010 17:19
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Dating: I love your taste in music! Married: I got you headphones for your birthday.
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08-03-2013 12:09
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