snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat

   first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.

   Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.

   I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose

   I just got done cleaning out my pond for the winter and I found pebbles stuck in the filter. Fred and Wilma are going to be devistated. :(

   Last week I sent my friend a pile of snow. I called her today and asked "Did you get my drift?"

   Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...

   WOW!! This winter storm system spans 2000 miles!!

   when it Snows everyone gives a bit of advice ... 'Don't eat yellow Snow' .... I would further advise to avoid eating BROWN SNOW.

   thinks the Winter Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they gave the spectators shotguns and told them to shoot at the skiers! There'd be more speed records that's for darn sure.

   should we say 15 more days of WINTER or 15 more days until SPRING ?

   My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!

   Mirror mirror on the wall, I dont give a shit about seeing snow white and the huntsmen at all.

   If I win the lottery I'm going to travel the world asking the citizens if they've ever heard of snow. When someone says WTF IS SNOW I'm home

   This year I broke ties with Winter, She was pretty mad and told Summer about me. So our relationship has benn stormy and a little chilly at times.

   i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk

   ..is in negotations with Vancouver. They're desperate for snow and she's sick of it.

   not sure what is going on today but I think I released enough "natural gas" to supply my furnace for the winter...

   "Mirror, mirror on the the wall, who's the most expressionless one of them all?" --how I imagine this Kristen Stewart Snow White movie going

   Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...