Friday Funny Status Messages

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   You're so old your idea of going out on a Friday night is taking a walk to the outhouse.

   Black Friday... a special time to keep Capitalism in Christmas

      In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here

   I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so

   welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   Friday is my Second Favorite ''F'' Word!!!

   Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. On any given Friday or Saturday night I'd bet more kisses start with Bud Light than Kay.

   I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   It's Friday and I have the directions to Margaritaville!!

   The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.