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   messageicon Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.
←Rate | 10-30-2014 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.
←Rate | 11-21-2014 14:13 by Mark M Comments (0)  

   messageicon She lost me at, "I don't watch football."
←Rate | 01-04-2015 13:14 by Rollen Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the Seahawks win the SuperBowl XLIX It'll be amazing how the world will not give a fcuk.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 13:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Colts would of lost using a Nerf football. . .
←Rate | 01-19-2015 16:49 by JAB Comments (1)  

   messageicon What's the over/under on the football psi??
←Rate | 01-25-2015 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m not going to judge you if you don't like football because of whatever moronic reason you think you have in your clueless head.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...
←Rate | 01-30-2015 08:34 by jw12ems Comments (0)  

   messageicon i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
←Rate | 01-31-2015 22:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?
←Rate | 02-01-2015 19:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them
←Rate | 02-02-2015 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.
←Rate | 02-02-2015 18:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...
←Rate | 02-04-2015 19:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favoritte thing that the caption of my high school varsity football team ever said to me was, "Would you like paper or plastic?"
←Rate | 02-27-2015 14:09 Comments (1)  

   messageicon No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .
←Rate | 04-04-2015 19:12 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.
←Rate | 06-06-2015 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If by big game hunter you mean "someone trying to find single game tickets to his favorite football team" then yes, I'm a big game hunter...
←Rate | 07-30-2015 23:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a dentist in Minnesota that kills lions and bears. There's a football team in Minnesota that can't beat lions or bears.
←Rate | 08-01-2015 21:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women that watch football are the real MVP.
←Rate | 09-07-2015 14:09 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis
←Rate | 09-10-2015 20:39 Comments (0)  

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