nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   I met a girl the other day. She said it's a must for her mate to be into the arts. I told her I am very much into the arts... the art of beer drinking, the art of watching football, and the art of long walks on the beach after anal.

   If the N.F.L. cracked down on all the drug and alcohol abuse as well as spousal and child abuse watching football would remind me of golf.

   Dear fucktards at baseball games in football team gear. It doesn't count; you look like you're lost…

   I'd imagine that hitting the showers had a whole new meaning for the Penn State football team.

   Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w

   Preseason football is like watching the JV basketball team play before the Varsity.

   Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.

   Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.

   Labor Day marks the beginning of the NFL and college football seasons. Nascar holds the Southern 500. Labor Day marks the last days of Summer. In 2010, the Holiday was cancelled because too many people couldn't remember what it meant to have a job :)

   jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....

   Paul the octupus will be a hero if Spain wins the football worldcup!!!

   gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!

   There should be one trained bear on each side for special teams plays in football

   I've missed you so much, I've dreamt about you night after night. I can't believe I've lived without you, I know we will be together soon....Just 3 more days till college football!

   Patriots are going to the Superbowl....The NFL is going to assign someone to check Tom Brady's balls throughout the game....don't want that on my resume

   Pre-season football reminds me of some of my ex's. It's over too soon and it's always boring

   Now I know exactly why Australians have their own version of " Australian rules football" !!!

   How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

   And on the final day God said ..." Let there be football!"

   Today is National "Women Shut Up If your not Talking About Football" Day. GO COWBOYS!!!!!