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   messageicon It's all fun and games until they let the police dog loose..
←Rate | 04-19-2015 12:25 by welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have horrible gaydar. When I saw a couple of guys making out, I thought they were just excited for the start of the NFL season.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 06:58 by welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not every relationship is to learn a life lesson. Sometimes it's for a new steak marinade, unsafe sexual position or where not to vacation.
←Rate | 08-08-2013 12:54 by welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon What if I actually used to have a teenage son but his "I wish I was never born" wish came true after the fight we had when I asked him to take out the garbage? ...Take care son, Daddy loves you!
←Rate | 06-17-2015 19:33 by welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon Preseason football is like watching the JV basketball team play before the Varsity.
←Rate | 08-06-2013 23:37 by Welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon This old couple kept staing at me while I was eating my ice cream cone so when I finished, I ate the napkin too!
←Rate | 05-09-2015 13:13 by welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's it like to be married? Ever just wish that oncoming trailor truck would just cross that yellow line just a little when she's driving alone and not paying attention?
←Rate | 05-11-2015 15:27 by welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I'm ever in a convenience that is getting robbed, I'm loading my pockets before the police get there.
←Rate | 01-27-2014 12:06 by welton Comments (0)  


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