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   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon my field of dreams would be a football field built in a field barley made into beer to serve free of charge at the games.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 18:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 00:27 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So the Packers beat the Eagles. They might beat the Falcons. Then possibly the Seahawks and then meet the Ravens in the SuperBowl... Wow! All those teams would be in a Fowl mood !
←Rate | 01-09-2011 21:37 by @Footer Comments (1)  

   messageicon Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?
←Rate | 01-02-2011 20:40 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon My buddy Jim has an impressive New Year's resolution. No more sex, no beer, no football, no nights out with the guys and no looking at other women. He's getting married tonight!!
←Rate | 12-31-2010 08:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 10:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. BRB I have to run to China.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 18:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year
←Rate | 12-12-2010 10:19 by Gatto Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets
←Rate | 12-07-2010 12:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 09:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've just been given a six month suspension from football. I caught an opponent with a tackle and broke both his legs... I admit the tackle was a bit late, he was getting into his car at the time.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 19:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!
←Rate | 11-21-2010 08:33 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon Womens football. If it isn't raining I'm just not interested.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 16:07 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon hears there may not be any football in 2011, and would like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for preparing us with no football in 2010.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 21:37 by Robert the Bruce Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:08 by Hannibal Comments (0)  

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