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   messageicon ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 12:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:48 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon never understood people watching a football game wearing their team jersey. Thats like me watching CSI dressed as a dead hooker.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met a girl the other day. She said it's a must for her mate to be into the arts. I told her I am very much into the arts... the art of beer drinking, the art of watching football, and the art of long walks on the beach after anal.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."
←Rate | 09-03-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 19:17 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK ladies....College football starts tonight!! You may now start to cheat, shop or whatever.....Just shut up and stay out of the Man Cave!!
←Rate | 09-01-2011 13:13 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've missed you so much, I've dreamt about you night after night. I can't believe I've lived without you, I know we will be together soon....Just 3 more days till college football!
←Rate | 08-29-2011 12:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start
←Rate | 08-28-2011 06:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
←Rate | 08-24-2011 16:12 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Although preseason football is like non-alcoholic beer, it feels like the lockout added 10% of alcohol content
←Rate | 08-11-2011 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...
←Rate | 06-28-2011 03:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon No sport in this lifetime has ever brought the world together as football... You know, the real kind, not the overcommercialized self nominated world championship superbowl.... FUTBOL!!
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that oprah is gone, Can we put daily football on?
←Rate | 05-25-2011 23:28 by SPerminator Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin them for everybody else. Bloody referees.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 19:57 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 11:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: Who r you going for in the Superbowl? Me: Um, the Superbowl was last weekend. Friend: Ya, but isn't there several? Me: No dude, there's only one.....i think your thinking of baseball...
←Rate | 02-11-2011 00:31 Comments (0)  




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